Social Distancing

I had an idea for a silly joke dating sim, so I started writing one and then, several weeks later, I finished it.

If you too were raised by the internet wolves, you may appreciate the kind of low quality posting that's done in all capital letters about something that is incredibly silly, continued well past the point where the joke stops being funny, until it hopefully becomes funny again.

Nobody stopped me from doing this at any point. Maybe that means that this twine game is society's fault.

Changelog:

1.0 - release

1.01 - tweaked some colours for readability, edited not ALL CAPS version to follow